1. Farting contest.

2. Create a stupid sexy card game that makes sex unnecessarily awkward.

3. Warm up some soup.

4. Movie Marathon of only the middle movies from trilogies (Godfather II, Empire Strikes Back, Terminator II, Back to the Future II, Temple of Doom)

5. Have a scavenger hunt for the grossest thing in the fridge, or the oldest coin in the house.

6. Read stupid Yelp reviews out loud to each other.

7. Get blackout drunk and set up a video camera to see what you do.

8. Scrapbook all your grocery receipts.

9. Take your least favorite 20% of your books to a thrift store.

10. Warm up some chicken soup.

11. Create and discuss a theoretical historical death match tournament complete with seeds, i.e. U.S. founding fathers or classical composers

12. Clean the tub as if you're going to take a candlelit bath, but then don't. Just have a clean tub.

13. Find out how many of each color of M&Ms there are in a large bag.

14. Throw the M&Ms at people walking by on the street.

15. Have your helicopter pilot drop you off on your yacht, then settle in with a cup of tea and a good book.

16. Buy an island.

17. Make a blog with just a list of stupid things to do when you're bored or are no fun.

18. For the ladies who keep up with fashion, buy a couple of pounds of cold cuts and make a meat shirt or jacket. Avoid weak cuts like turkey or bologna; stick to cured meats like prosciutto.

19. Wear your meat shirt to a local humane society and walk through the dog cage area.

20. Crash a Rotary Club meeting and see how long you can bluff your way through it.

21. Stand on your head 5 times.

22. Warm up some cream of mushroom soup and then throw it out because it's disgusting.

23. Two and a Half Men Challenge: Watch an episode of 2.5 Men. If you laugh, you have to watch another episode. (No one has ever had to watch another episode.)

24. Make some Frito pie.

25. Mmmm. Frito pie.

26. Pretend it's Christmas and get mad at your significant other for not getting you a present. Have a long conversation about it.

27. Pay it backwards.

28. Tell off someone who deserves it.

29. Call your crush and hang up. A lot of times. No, like, a LOT of times.

30. Pool your makeup with your gal pals. Literally throw it into a pool.

31. Think about committing arson. Don't do it. Just think about it.

32. Go to a movie theater, buy a large popcorn, and sit in the front row of the theater facing the back wall, and "people watch."

33. Go to a fast food restaurant and order food they don't have.

34. Stare a lot.

35. Correct people's grammar on the internet.

36. Check all your wardrobes to make sure Narnia's not in there (and probably check closets, to be safe).

37. Get a pet lizard or something.

38. Spend the afternoon figuring out your personal limits for caffeine intake.

39. Take out the trash.

40. Extreme laundry.

41. Unironically re-introduce words from the 80s and 90s into everyday speech until your friends adopt your bodacious way of radical speaking,  yo!

42. Know the meaning of life.

43. Trolling is a excellent way to have fun on the internet, which is a series of tubes. Try it out.

44. Annoy your wife.

45. Write stuff down.

46. Build your dream house in Minecraft.

47. Go to an art museum and stare contemplatively at things that aren't art (i.e. blank wall, fire extinguisher).

48. Hopelessly descend into an existential crisis.

49. Become allergic to something.

50. Make weirdly shaped throw pillows out of all your old clothes.

51. Have a good old-fashioned book burning.

52. Start a cucumber garden. Just cukes.

53. Build up your immunity to jumping off things. Start with a few stairs, then the top of a ladder, then off the roof of your house. Eventually, you should be able to jump off high cliffs and skyscrapers.

54. Find the smallest piece of luggage you can fit into.

55. Make a half-assed Kickstarter.

56. Pot luck party with friends. Assign them all to bring chimichangas and boom! Instant chimichanga party.

57. That soups is getting cold. Better heat it up for another minute.

58. DIY Taxidermy

59. Stick it to the man.

60. Pull out all your old magazines and make a collage about the way you want to die.

61. Make a bucket list (a list of all the buckets you own).

62. Become a rock and roll god, go too far, alienate your fans, and die penniless.

63. Build a pillow fort with those kids over there.

64. MST3K your favorite movie.